Today (Tuesday), the U.S. national team is playing Belgium with the hope of staying alive in the World Cup tournament.

If you’re able to watch it, here are some people you don’t want to watch it with:

  • The Soccer Snob – Most of us don’t know – or care – much about soccer. If you get stuck with someone who does, you’ll walk away feeling like an idiot. It’s this guy’s fault.
  • Anti-Soccer Guy – This guy thinks soccer is stupid and every other country is stupid for watching it. He’s not rooting for Team USA. Instead he just wants to talk trash about the entire sport. It gets old fast.
  • The Poser – If there’s one thing we don’t like here in America, it’s a fake. This guy pretends to be a huge fan, when the truth is he just jumped on the bandwagon last week.
  • The “Goooooaaaaaaaaaaaallll” Yeller – The joke is annoying … unless every single person watching does it. Then it’s just really loud.