Who Will Win America's "Name of the Year" for 2018

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The Name of the Year website is out with its annual 64-name bracket to determine the best real name in America. (In last year's championship round, Illinois State football recruit Kobe Buffalomeat took home the title.) Here are 12 of this year's most notable contenders (CLICK HERE for the bracket):

  1. Salami Blessing
  2. La Royce Lobster-Gaines
  3. Darthvader Williamson
  4. Tuna Altuna
  5. Makenlove Petit-Fard
  6. Devoid Couch
  7. Mahogany Loggins
  8. Corky Boozé
  9. Sparkle Hayter
  10. Chosen Roach
  11. Chardonnay Beaver (this might just be my favorite)
  12. Candida Seasock

Key & Peele have come up with some great fake names, but the way people keep naming their kids these days you never know they could be real names by the end of the year.

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