TODAY on the show we started off by opening a box sent to Lex by a very guilty former employee who needed to clear their conscience. We then got into our weekend recaps including an update on "The Mayor" from Sarah B aka Miss Oktoberfest. We talked about the boring NFL weekend, gave updates on our Fantasy Football teams and also announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. 

TOMORROW on the show we have a brand new bit called SOUND OFF!

CLIP OF THE DAY: You Put In A Chili's Amount Of Effort

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two guys went when rondo is moving her stuff this week and um... apparently you
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know it's a small town the the coach you know kind of uh... barters out work for
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some of the kids that want to you know like do jobs for people around the town so
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the free safety and the strong safety from the denizen football team
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and that they they couldn't have been
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more polite harder working
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just awesome dudes both of them it was nice to see
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was it their own business or did they know that the coach just coach just
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let you know people need stuff done the coach literally goes hey is anyone
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makes a money this weekend or whatever
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you know what a pretty shenanigans have ever happened
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i don't know if he's getting a cut on the side of the day i was not my next
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question is if we see it let's eat that get off the top yeah i want to know
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you know just pay me and i'll give it to the guys
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you know rondo gave them five twenties a piece i don't know if they had to go
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back and cut one out for the coach did ronda tip you as well because you did a
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lot of the work
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she about me lunch at chiles
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i guess that's even you probably put in a chiles amount of effort
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actually
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actually i have to say
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i have to say i
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deserved the same cut they did.

TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk and some fantasy football smack talk of course. We took some calls from our 24 hour hotline. We talked about the upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the fun chaos that will ensue. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a lot of Sarah B Trending and covered a few hot and controversial topics. We got into a fight that we have had several times over a sitcom. We also played Terry's brand new bit called THE SOUND OFF! We finished up by talking about traveling the world and seeing famous landmarks. 

TOMORROW on the show it's the LEX QUIZ & UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! 

CLIP OF THE DAY: NEW BIT - Sound Of with Terry 

TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk and some fantasy football smack talk of course. We took some calls from our 24 hour hotline. We talked about the upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the fun chaos that will ensue. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a lot of Sarah B Trending and covered a few hot and controversial topics. We got into a fight that we have had several times over a sitcom. We also played Terry's brand new bit called THE SOUND OFF! We finished up by talking about traveling the world and seeing famous landmarks. 

TOMORROW on the show it's the LEX QUIZ & UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! 

CLIP OF THE DAY: You Put The LOVE in LOVESEAT

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You said just that I want you so bad.
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I really want you now.
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Hey look, stand in line.
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I'll push your face into a pillow.
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[laughs]
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There's lots of people that want to push my face into something.
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Oh, you're filled with fur out.
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Usually a wall.
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A turd.
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Yeah.
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A turd.
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I want to be your couch.
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You two turds over there.
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[laughs]
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I want you to be my couch.
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Okay.
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You know what, legs doesn't count as.
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Mm-hmm.
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Beware.
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I will mount a couch.
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[laughs]
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No broyhill is safe.
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No.
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There's all colonial ones that have the crevice in them.
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[laughs]
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You put the love and love seat.
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That's right.
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[laughs]

TODAY on the show we started off once again by hyping up the upcoming Springfield Sub Par Golf Tournament and started planning even more stuff to put on our schedule while there. We got into some NFL talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We talked about the huge success of a new band that Terry loves called DEPECHE STOVE and there were a couple of haters. We learned about the history of Dee's DJ life. We talked about hot moments and sexy hook ups at weddings and corporate parties. 
 
TOMORROW on the show we promise to finally get to the LEX QUIZ! And we get ready to head to our appearance in Springfield! 

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Remember when my sister got married it's like all of her bridesmaids were just smoking yeah, it's like why you run it with this crowd
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You're like the last person that's gonna get hit on out of this bunch
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Absolutely
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Listen my sister is very good addition out the same abuse so
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It was an opera and I said I was way behind in the score at that point because you know
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She's in her early 20s, you know, I'm still at home
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Whatever did she found somebody that was hitting oh, yeah, yeah, I mean I gave him the business, too
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It's like man you pick number eight out of this bunch
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Your brother, yeah
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Yeah, I can't get all ashamed thanks for marrying her though
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Thanks for marrying you know, thanks never that I'd see you this day. Thanks Don
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[LAUGHTER]

TODAY on the show we started off with some football and fantasy league talk. We also played some voicemails from the 24 Hour Lex & Terry Hotline. We also talked about the upcoming Sub Par Classic and all of the crazy shenanigans we have planned. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday so we did an epic classic... BLACK LIKE TAINT! We finished things up by making some AI podcasts about ourselves. 
 
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!


CLIP OF THE DAY: What's In A Tootsie Roll 

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I told you when I had my, what's it called the colonoscopy?
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When I did this, I noticed that I could feel them digging around in there.
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And it felt cold, like a cold instrument digging around it then.
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I'm going, this isn't normal. Normally I'm kind of asleep.
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And then I overheard them talking about vacation and going on vacation.
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And immediately my thought was, oh, I don't have cancer.
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I didn't feel the thing, man. I woke up and, you know, the hot nurse said,
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"I really love your show," after she even spent, you know, God knows how long up my behind.
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That was not fun.
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You know that she's going to be home on weekends going, "Oh, Alexa, Terry, yeah, I was,
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I put a thing in his butt to see if he had cancer."
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You know they talk about that.
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You know they do. Yes. You know that.
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You know attorneys get home and talk about their case.
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I just knew the moment I got made that I was going to be a weekend story
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at many parties.
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There's probably a polaroid of your weeners somewhere that they took that day.
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Yeah, that's fine. The important part was I was going to live.
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Yeah, that's the important part.
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You sure talked about my weener a lot.
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He wonders how the lobe deals with that tutsy roll.
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What is actually in a tutsy roll? Can anybody help me?
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Because I love him.
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There's nothing good in a tutsy roll.
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Sugar corn syrup, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, cadence, gim-milk cocoa, way soy
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lectin and artificial and natural flavors.
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You know what? This is awesome.
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Just keep it back. Keep it back, Sarah.
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I will.
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Nothing's ever going to hurt you again.
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Okay, Charlotte Seen.

TODAY on the show we started off by playing a ton of voicemails from the Lex & Terry 24 hour hotline and there were a LOT of trolls. We also talked more about our upcoming trip to Springfield. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got excited about a taco bar. We also did a brand new bit called STORY POKER! 

TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday!

CLIP OF THE DAY: Everybody Is An Ugly Girl On This Show 2 Somebody 
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I feel like I am the ugly girl on this show.
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It's thank God.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm an ugly girl because you know how Sarah always
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make fun of you.
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The hot guy can be inappropriate to you,
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and you think it's cute.
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He's hot, but if the ugly guy is inappropriate to you,
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you get away.
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Yeah, so awesome.
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Yeah, I'm an ugly girl on this show.
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I can do certain things, and people are like,
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"Ehh! Anyone there y'all do it?"
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But I think that goes for everybody.
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Everybody is an ugly girl on this show to somebody.
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True, yeah.
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True.
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So, you know, Sarah's an ugly girl to somebody.
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Next is an ugly girl to somebody, you know,
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Terry is.
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It just so happened that my ugly girlness went out
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and two people decided to call the voice.
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[LAUGHTER]
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All right, hey, you know what's me before you,
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we can--
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Yeah, that was it.
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That's what I say.
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Everybody has their ugly girl, mom.
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I'm all your laughing about it.
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They should understand what they say don't--
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They don't do nothing.
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I'm still going to eat, sleep, and poop.
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You poop a lot.

TODAY on the show we started off with sports talk and also announced our Football Picks winner. We also talked about our upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the exciting things we have going on with it. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We also played several rounds of THE OPPOSITE GAME for points! 

TOMORROW on the show we have some "Would You Rather" situations and The Lex Quiz! 

CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Will Take Care of his Baby Mama 

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If I got the money and I got a baby mama, you know,
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I'ma make sure that baby mama living good.
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For two reasons, one, so my child can have the same amenities
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that they have when they with me.
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And number two is to make it hard on the next man.
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Bitchie can't do what I do.
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(laughing)
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A ego pay.
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(laughing)
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- Next man will just enjoy all the fruits.
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- Oh, she did.
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- But she's a little-- - I really like this big screen TV
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got you. - Oh man, yeah.
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- You sure got over on me.
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- Y'all say that what you want to, but you know women.
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Not all women, but you know women.
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- Why can't you be more like DeVale?
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He DeVale makes sure I have my Jimmy Chou's,
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my rare bottoms, eat at the best restaurants
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like French laundry.
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- Well DeVale's banging somebody else
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that obviously is much hotter than you.
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- Yeah.
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- No, I just--
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(laughing)
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- If you say that, I'd be like, "Get your ass out, bitch."
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(laughing)
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- Yeah, go ahead and kick me out for telling the truth.
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- Uh, maybe, maybe not.
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- Oh no.
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(laughing)
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- Maybe not more hotter, but less headaches.
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- For sure.
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- That's true.

TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps including Terry telling us all about Shari's Motley Crue weekend. We also talked a lot about the NFL games we watched and gave updates on our Fantasy Football teams. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Dee told us why he is thinking about quitting social media. We each took our turn at some Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. 

TOMORROW on the show we have THE OPPOSITE GAME!

CLIP OF THE DAY: Weiner Talk with Lex & Terry 

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How about I was on the target out by myself,
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like my wife had went to get to some detergent.
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So I went and was looking at some marital aids.
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In Target, they don't have them locked up.
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At least the target out was them.
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- Yeah. - Marital aids in Target.
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- Yeah, they got them in Walmart,
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they got them all over.
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- Really? - Wow.
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- I forgot they do have those at Target out.
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Maybe I need to go buy,
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'cause as I talked about on Sudden Death recently,
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mine died.
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I cannot find the charger.
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I spent three days this weekend.
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Over 45 minutes each day looking for my charger
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and I can't find it and I'm miserable right now.
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- To me, the sorrow that hits when you have to clean out
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your gear, it just takes the sadness
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to a level that I'm not prepared to go to.
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- Yeah.
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- Just yet.
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- Well, I mean, in your case, it's probably not
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to be able to be used if you wait long enough.
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- What does that mean?
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- You just age out, yeah.
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Apparently you're a weiner ages out.
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- You're weiner ages out, man.
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- It's weiner, talk.
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- Yeah.
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You got used a lot more on the front end than it is on the back.
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- What does that mean?
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- It's out in real, yeah.
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- Yeah.
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(laughing)
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- Just, I think it's,
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- No, it was just super prolific and my younger years
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and now it's like,

TODAY on the show we started off with some college football talk. Dee taught us about all the new sayings and new music that young kids are saying and listening to currently. We played some audio of other people messing up words that made us feel better. Terry informed us with a BIT of TID. We started talking about riding motorcycles in Springfield which led to us coming up with a HUGE and eccentric official RIDER for the upcoming Q102 Sub Par Classic in Springfield. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. There was also a ton of very tragic news that happened the day prior we had to go over and also remembered the tragedy of 9/11. 

TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Football Picks and special guest Madelaine Petsch! 

CLIP OF THE DAY: The Lex & Terry Rider 
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That's would be an impossible rider
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What to get it?
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We got rent come on Honda. We want one of the what are they called Sarah trail 125?
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We need we need a couple of trail 125s
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Okay, hey running shoe stores in
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Springfield in
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Bramson
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Bramson
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Where's Bramson?
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Bramson in Bramson in Republic
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We need some Sequoias
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Sock and ease okay, so I could be is yeah, we need some trees
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There's a coin there's a tree no no, it's a cool issue I think
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Or is it is SAUC something?
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I don't know why I was saying so cool. Yeah, what about a late text hucker that will do anything I want for free
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Prostitution is legal you get a blow-up doll. It's not it's not prostitution if they just choose to sleep it is true
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Yeah, if anybody got a fine wife that you don't
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Put no some late text and give it the Terry for the weekend
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Query's are being accepted
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You know mine given the Terry for the weekend
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(laughs)