TODAY we did all of our regular things Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy, Celeb Death Pool But also talked about food our parents may have fed us after having sex when we were young. We talked about Terry’s local UFO sightings and the disappearing thread of people talking about them on the Ring camera app. Also recapped Sports and Sports pick winner on today’s show.


TOMORROW on the show we try Terry's NEW BIT again Sound Off.

 
CLIP OF THE DAY: Thank U Dee I Appreciate That 

TODAY on the show Dee pointed out some issues of Taylor Swift lifting some songs from others on her new album. We investigate. Also keeping a music theme with “Name That Tune” who will be crowned the new Czar of music. (A real title)


TOMORROW It's Taint Thursday!

CLIP OF THE DAY: Whoopty Dee 

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When's the last time where you actually got quiet and said, you know what?
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There's certain things about me that I really want to celebrate or there's certain things about me
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that I really think that I've outgrown and it's time to change.
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There's a couple days ago.
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Okay.
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And I thought to myself, I really don't want to know these things about me.
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Good and bad.
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What do you mean?
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It's a painful exercise to analyze both of them.
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So I'm just going to be me once again tomorrow.
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No improvement.
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No, no wanting to improve.
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But no decline either.
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Just steady, steady, Eddie, man.
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Some people don't want change.
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I'm okay with change, but if people like me the way I am, then good.
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I get so mad when people just give me money.
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They just woke up to me and just put it in my hand.
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And I get pissed.
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I'm like, why are you doing this?
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It's the worst thing.
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Isn't that the worst feeling?
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Oh my god.
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I'm so mean.
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That's a penny.
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You're mean luck.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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I'm working on it.
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No, you're not.
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You say not at all.
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You just the same person.
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You're not working on it.
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You're working on it.
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Yeah, but I've been working on it for years.
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But that's not true.
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That's not true.
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You've been working on it.
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Saying you're working on it.
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That's not true.
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I am a person who works on it.
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You don't remember to work on it.
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That's the thing.
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Stady Eddie.
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I think you're in the heart of the right line.
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I worked on it, Ben.
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Work on it now.
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I'm just not getting anywhere.
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Well, they do.
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Exactly.
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(laughs)

TODAY we got an amazingly scary story involving Alexa doing whatever she wanted. You won’t believe what comes after. Also Hypotheticals were awesome and unique today. The Ultimate “what would you do” in certain situations. Ian was here on day 2 while Sarah is away. Natalie from SD is jacked over her love life. We think she is shooing away a pretty good dude.


TOMORROW on the show NAME THAT TUNE

CLIP OF THE DAY: This Is What We're Doing Today 101425

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Tonight I have to go out on a school night.
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No.
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Yeah, no.
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And I'm going to miss the Dodger game tonight.
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Doesn't it?
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I have a phone.
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You're one of those sports fans where your team does better if you don't watch.
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No.
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Remember in the national championship game Florida was getting worked pretty hard
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by Houston.
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They were down like seven or eight points and I just said screw it and took
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gang is for a walk and I came back and Florida was up by four.
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And I was like, man, that happens more times than that where I just like walk away
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and it gets better.
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I've realized.
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Yeah, I have no effect on the game.
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No, no.
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You see, I think I do.
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No, you know, yeah, I think I do.
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No, I'm here to tell you.
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I don't want you to do the game is getting whether you watch it or not.
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No, there's nothing at all.
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I think there's a force greater than us that takes care of business when you don't care.
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No, no, no.
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Egotistical of you thinking you have that much control.
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Terry, Terry, Terry, he's right.
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He's a big force when he moves the universe shifts.
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He's able to tilt the earth on its axis.
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Yes.
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I like the nod.
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He's like, yep, this is what we're doing today.
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(laughs)

TODAY we announced Dee as this weeks Football Picks winner, Ian Gleason our old friend is in the house filling in for Sarah B and it is great to have him back. Also “Talk Nerdy” Celeb Death Pool and Mr Skin.


TOMORROW on the show Terry hits again with Hypotheticals and Day 2 with the return of Ian Gleason.

CLIP OF THE DAY: Being Scared Is The Best Diet In The World 

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We all had very busy weekends.
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- Yeah, busy for me.
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- Yeah, it was like, you were out, did you have like,
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two weddings this weekend?
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- I had a party and then a wedding.
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- Oh, okay.
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- But the wedding was in Arkansas.
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I was in Eureka Springs, Arkansas.
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- I consider that busy.
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- I don't know if I would ever go back
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to that particular venue again.
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- Really?
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- Vignia was great.
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- Awesome.
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- It's driving into mountains.
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That ain't for me.
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- Because of the windy roads or because of--
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- The windy roads.
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Having to do that at night, at 11, 30 at night.
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That is not cool.
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If you ain't never did it and don't know it.
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(laughing)
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- When I tell you--
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- You haven't driven into the mountains?
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- Never.
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Never.
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When I tell you, that was probably the scariest ever
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my wife and I both have been in our life.
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And not to go in there.
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The going there was cool.
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The going there was like, wow, this is kind of crazy.
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And then you got what I now know are the townies,
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the townies on your ass.
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If you, you know, you're driving, you know,
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and they know the roads and it's just like,
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I mean, literally, almost bump it a bump on my,
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I'm like, please get off my ass.
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I don't know this route.
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I don't know what this is.
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- Save that by the way.
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(laughing)
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- I found out that scary is the best diet in the world.
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- Sure is.
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- 'Cause when you're scared, you don't want no al,
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ounces of food.
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(laughing)
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- And now you just--
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- No ounces.

TODAY on the show was story poker. Awesome news stories from around the globe that brought on some fantastic discussions. Dee introduce us to a NEW Chinese Rap Group. It’s just Lex, Terry and Dee this week but a special guest is coming for the next two weeks. It’s going to be awesome. Details coming soon.

 
TOMORROW it's Taint Thursday & more from the L&T Hotline Voicemail

CLIP OF THE DAY: Dad Jokes Gone Wild 

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[BELL RINGING]
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-Dad joke, dad joke, dad joke.
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What do you call two Ivers gang guys from Cork, Patrick
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Fitzgerald, and Gerald Fitzgerald?
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-Hey.
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-From Cork, I think you meant just to say Ireland.
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Yeah, I didn't get that.
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-Dumb take.
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-Can I-- can I-- can I-- can I tell the dad joke
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this kind of dirty?
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-Yes.
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-I'm going to have to dump it.
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-You're in charge of the bump, dump, dump, dump.
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-Okay, thingy.
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It's not really a joke.
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It's kind of a joke.
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It's kind of a pun.
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I don't know.
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-Too much selling dirt.
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-Yeah, I don't-- if I--
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-If I--
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-If I--
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-I'm in an elevator, and I take a sh--
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-Oh, nice.
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-Is that me as I go up in this elevator,
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taking sh-- to the next level?
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[LAUGHTER]
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-I'm going to say yes.
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[LAUGHTER]
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-I'm going to say it.
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That is the absolute definition of it.
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[LAUGHTER]

TODAY on the show we had Poop talk. Somebody is using some kind of bamboo TP. Taint Thursday. Taint went down the Organ Trail. And Lex was a horny teenager.

 
TOMORROW on the show we have Football Picks & Dee tries his hand at Horoscopes.

CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager & Poop Talk with Lex & Terry 

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The hair's nice and feels the real
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Yeah, yeah, she's going on man with that 1980s hair poofy hair
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Wonder if anybody went into the kitchen whether you know your husband or boyfriend and
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Didn't weather while she was making cookies. What is your mind go? That's where I went
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How you know what we we would talk earlier about
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When Sherry would had a little wine he was like just get some
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Yeah, your mind is always there how to hail you turn around the down when she come to you sometimes
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You already told me but still how can you not six through the the feet?
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There's lots of times I've sat went through the the feet thing and had sex
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Sometimes it's just like I'm so sorry and always remember
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The butt naked man is out there working 24/7 just like Terry said he
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Make a girls out there - I'm not
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You know she has to worry -
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(laughs)

TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.


TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.

CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate 

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And uh, you know, when we play voice mails, it wouldn't be us playing voice mails without one of these.
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[Bell ringing]
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[Bell ringing]
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Yeah, see, you gotta admit, man, you're f***ing exhausting, bro.
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It's so under people just call up and they're not gonna be listeners or they can't stand to hear you talk or whatever.
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I mean, you suck, dude.
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[Laughter]
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And what I have to say to him is...
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[Bell ringing]
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[Laughter]
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[Bell ringing]
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[Laughter]
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For some to come out for people that just love me like you do.
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[Bell ringing]
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Yeah, a nice response.

TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.


TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.

CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate 

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This is a way, yes, that you know if the establishment you frequent you go to sometimes.
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Oh, here we go. All right. Like make customers. I told y'all went saltgrass.
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Yeah, maybe I should be that by the way, what is a steak place?
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Like steak places. Like Texas rail. Like out back? Yeah, somewhere anywhere.
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Yeah, it's in that room. Okay, so it's not a real fancy place, but it's a good place.
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It's a good place. It's on the higher end of what they call fast casual. Yeah, you can drop a couple
7
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hundred if you're not careful. Definitely. So I go there and you know with the family and everything
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and I keep it simple. I get some crab cakes or dinner salad definitely got my fruity drink
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of what they call a corona Rita and I'm enjoying myself. Not all of a sudden.
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Bubble guts. Yeah. I say y'all I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be back. I go to the bathroom.
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I blow it up. And I proceed to clean myself. I know this is a weird way to say it.
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I tell you they have the best toilet paper I didn't had in a long time. Soft. Nice.
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I mean, just it was like double plight. Yeah, it was like I was putting a cloud on my ass.

TODAY Terry led off the show with a few stories from his trip to Montana. We reaped a great sports weekend with some great games. Talk nerdy to me. Death Pool we missed but will do it first thing tomorrow morning. Dee made us aware of many things about Taylor Swift songs. 

TOMORROW on the show we have Stories Poker & Check the Lex & Terry Hotline Voicemail.

CLIP OF THE DAY: Mark Sanchez Found Out 

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Oh, Mr. Buttfumble himself.
2
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Uh, yes, here we go.
3
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Mark Sanchez.
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Now I can talk.
5
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He had in the streets in Vegas because he was a part of the broadcast team.
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I can't remember if it was the radio or television.
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He was a particular team.
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He was going to be the color play for Indy and...
9
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Oh, I thought it was Indy and Apple.
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Indy and Apple, sorry, sorry, Indy and Apple.
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Sorry, right.
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What it was, there was a guy in a box truck from what I understood.
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Yeah.
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He was a delivery guy for...
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A delivery guy.
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And they have this altercation where Sanchez said, "Hey, man, the hotel said you can't
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park there or unload there."
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They got into a heated confrontation about it and apparently in the thought video or San
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Yeah.
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And through the guy up against a wall and then the guy got scared and started to stab
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him.
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These stabs Sanchez a couple times.
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Now what happened with Mark Sanchez is something I used to hear my daddy and my uncle
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and them say, "He stepped to this man and it was just saying they used to say, "I
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keep playing.
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You're gonna f*ckin' find out."
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And that's what happened.
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Mark Sanchez found out.