TODAY on the show we started off with weekend recaps. We went into dept about the US Open and also announced our Sports Picks winner. Lex was on Cleanse Day 2 and talked about how his cleanse has been going so far. We talked about some of our unfulfilled sexual fantasies. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We did our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with Mr. Skin. 
 
TOMORROW on the show do some more "Hypothetical Questions!"

CLIP OF THE DAY:  Lex Did A Man Thang 

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I um, I fixed a freezer. Yeah.
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Pulled the door off a little bit freezer, pulled all that crap out of there.
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And the big sheet of ice under there, I looked in a guy on YouTube with the same model,
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how you'd, you know, defrost or whatever, something in the back left corner.
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I did all that, you know, almost got the whole sheet of ice to the sink,
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but now it broke in half and then I had to clean it up and put the door back on.
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You did a man thing.
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It did man thing.
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That's good.
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She was delighted.
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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You know, it's like she would have had to pay for a refrigerator repairman to come out.
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She went off and had a drink with a friend.
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I'm like, yeah, I hear.
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Oh, nice.
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Although she had to help me put the door back on it was heavy.
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I needed to steady it while she guided it into the slot.
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Just leave that.
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Yeah, that was bad.
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Whoopsie.

TODAY on the show we started off with some Dad Jokes. We also played a bunch of phone calls from the 24 hour hotline. We talked about what plans we have going on for the weekend. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We all took turns rating each other on our looks and personalities. Dee told us about how he got his nickname "Lie Boy." We also got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for SPORTS PICKS! 


MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!


CLIP OF THE DAY:  I Have Bad Shirts 

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What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
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It's Nala.
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Nala.
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Whatever it is.
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What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
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Musasa.
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Um.
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Yeah, pretty close.
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Mufasa.
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Mufasa.
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Mufasa.
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[LAUGHTER]
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My god.
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Mufasa.
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Mufasa.
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By the way.
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Mufasa.
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[SPLATCH]
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Ew.
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I got a dirty one, but I can't tell it.
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I have to wait to Monday on Sunday.
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It is, I like it, it's hilarious.
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No, I can't.
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Do it.
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The whole thing would have to be dumped.
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That sucks.
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Yeah.
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I would have to hit 10 or 10.
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Why don't you even bring it up?
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Now we're sad.
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I'm glad you were saying that--
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30 jokes on Monday on Sunday.
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You just ruined the show, and it's like--
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Yeah, it wasn't.
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--I can't.
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--show destruction right there.
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Thanks a lot.
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You're right, setting.
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Yes.
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Dirty.
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I'm not going to get over it.
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I wasn't.
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Still in-- still in.
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I wasn't.
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I told you yesterday I wouldn't be.
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[SPLATCH]
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It makes strong, D. I'm on your side.
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Thank you.
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TODAY on the show we started off by talking about legendary and classic radio stations. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We played some phone calls from our 24 Hour Hotline. We also had special guest, very special for Lex specifically, Chris Doering on the show to talk some sports and Gator history. Dee told us about a scary moment he had with a "man frog" on his porch. We also played a hilarious round of Identity Theft! 

TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!

CLIP OF THE DAY:  How Many Times Have You Been In LOVE 

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And it's weird, you know, it's the thing thing, he confided in me one time.
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He really thought he would never be able to like be in love.
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You know, because he thought he had crossed the line of the way he viewed women
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or how easy it was for him to get out of that.
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Whatever.
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Mentally he was 10 years old.
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Yeah.
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But he's put it together, man.
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But Tane has actually been in love twice.
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When he knew his present love and that one love that broke his heart.
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Yeah, that was funny.
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I bet it's more than that.
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Oh, no, man.
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How many times have you guys been in love?
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Do you know?
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Every time.
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I have to say that I was a fall quicker for a while.
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If a girl said, Hey, you cute.
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Oh, my God.
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I love you.
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Yeah.
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No, that liked me.
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I loved them.

TODAY on the show we started off talking about dirty songs. We played some audio from our 24 hour hotline. We got into a bunch of sports talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We did some Sarah B Trending. Lex and Dee called out a radio sports show host that they both hate and this turned into several segments of call outs and apologies. We talked about how social we each are and how one of us is really starting to enjoy talking to people. We also gave advice to one of our female P1s about what to do in her sex-less marriage. 

TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday! 

CLIP OF THE DAY:  Why Would You Look At That 

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How often do dogs attack other dogs into dog part?
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You know not much, not much really.
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Because I fell into a dog park attack algorithm yesterday.
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And...
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You mean your dog or the fallen two?
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Well somebody sent me one.
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Well let's give it with your dog job.
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And it was this old lady who had a little...
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Might've been a shesoo.
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Get attacked by this big dog and I felt so sorry.
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She was like, "Stop now!"
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And the little girl or me just been a woman that looked like a little girl was little
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could not get the dog off the other dog.
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A dude came up...
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I felt sorry but not sorry for the dog, the big dog.
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Because he came up and kicked that dog in his side and he...
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But he was gonna kill that little dog if he wouldn't have got him...
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Oh I mean he locked me, he was just like shaking him.
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What was the dog's owner doing?
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Pulling, the dog's owner had the thing like trying to pull but she was literally laying
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back.
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No I mean the dog's owner, the big dog.
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That's what the big dog was doing.
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No no.
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Oh my god.
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Why would you watch this though?
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I wanted to see if the dog was gonna get away.

TODAY on the show we started off by having an impromptu show meeting about whether or not we should cancel one of our ongoing bits. Sarah B explained why a lot of women are going for younger guys now. We played some audio from our 24 hour Hotline. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We had on special guest Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl on to talk about the 85th annual STURGIS Motorcycle Rally. Dee told us about some hate mail he got for talking about Ian. We also played several rounds of Lex's "Stupid Little Quiz" for points. 

TOMORROW on the show we have "Identity Theft"

CLIP OF THE DAY:  Guys Suck Sometimes

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I said this surprise getting some coffee and in front of me in line was a pretty good look a guy
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You know fit everything else with his
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I assume girlfriend
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Mm-hmm in front of him. They're ordering she on the look scale
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She's a few ticks below him and they order they go to pay and she's digging in her purse to get something and the guys
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They had a backpack on and this backpack fell and he kind of grabbed his backpack and she went oh
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Are you paying this time? And he just stood there and stared at her and
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She just
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continued to dig for her wallet and pay
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Wow that could look in this don't have to pay
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I barely
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Just for me. I don't really sad for the girls should have gone over there and paid for it
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But I did notice me like you said the difference that they had going
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She knows you got to do to keep him
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You should have went over and said obviously George Clooney here doesn't have any money. Would you like me to buy your breakfast?
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George Clooney here you know what obviously Brad Pitt doesn't know how to put his hands in his pocket
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Obviously Tom Cruise wants to cruise without paying
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Obviously Pedro Pascal doesn't know what a dollar is
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Doesn't know what a peso is

TODAY the show started off with a bang as we recapped what we all got up to over the weekend and one person in particular very much surprised us. We talked about the NHL playoffs and some surprising NFL trades and signings. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next round of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity from the legendary Mr. Skin. 
 
TOMORROW on the show we have Lex hosting the QUIZ! Plus a meeting about one of our staple bits. 

CLIP OF THE DAY:  You The Only Fat Man That Can Walk '


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ever since I was a teenager, there's something about me that whoever I'm seeing wants me to ride in a car with them somewhere
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and how are you supposed to answer? You're putting a no-in scenario. It's like, hey, you want to ride along?
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Not really. Looks bad.
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It's like, you don't want to spend no time with them. It does.
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Like all you want to do is eat, sleep, drink, and have sex with them.
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Nothing else. That's right.
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Not bad options, really.
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What is the odd couple's name?
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Felix and Oscar.
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Oscar, yeah.
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Yeah, I should just move in together.
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Yeah, we're perfect.
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Yeah, I wouldn't have to go like, nowhere with each other.
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You would have your time to create and manifest things.
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Like, you would have a time to watch TV, sleep, and eat, you know?
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Just have some girls.
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Just have some girls over every night in the bank and then send them on their way.
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It likes? It's a hell of a pitch.
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[laughs]
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There's only three things I do.
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I'm talking about the things I could do by not doing that.
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Oh. What would you like to do?
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I mean, lately, Dee's right. That's kind of what I do of it.
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Before I, you know, had some fetish years, I used to like to go places, walk malls,
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walk anywhere, really, just to walk.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, I don't want to walk anymore either.
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What are you-- [crow caws]
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over there about?
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[laughs]
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You know, he fat man that can walk is out of nothing.

TODAY on the show we started off by talking about a girl in the dance class that Dee and Lex attended who is getting a lot of likes and attention for being thicc which led to the talk of body types and double standards. Dee then cleared the room with a disgusting fart which led to an argument over the present game. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday so we had Taint join us from Puerto Rico to try and find Sarah a husband. 


TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!

CLIP OF THE DAY:  Terry's Idea Fell Short with the Show 

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You weren't around when I was talking about this.
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I have this idea that I want to do,
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where I'm just going to be sitting there
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streaming live and not saying a word
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and have a phone number up on the screen.
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And if anybody calls, just have some conversations.
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I have no plan.
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I've got nothing.
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I'm just gonna sit there.
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It might work.
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Talking to Sherry sometimes isn't fun.
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What is it gonna be called?
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I don't have a name for it.
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Can you talk to me because I'm tired of talking to my wife?
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Yeah, I just like call it maybe something like connection
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or something where you know,
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I want to really connect with people.
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I know that sounds weird or pathetic.
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Sounds like you got no free is and I know you got no free is.
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But it sounds like I do.
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I want to connect with other people, you know?
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Make it like a theme.
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You can call it talk me and you could make a share of it.
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You guys all son.
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This is why I have no other idea to speak to me.
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Connect to me.
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Yeah.
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Conversate me.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Hate me.
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Okay.
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You guys have fun?

TODAY on the show we started off with lots of NHL and NBA talk. We also continued to argue about Terry's dog shirt and whether or not it makes sense. We took some phone calls which included a long overdue catch up with one of our favorite regulars. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. Terry told us about some new crazy AI features that are emerging. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of SOCIAL MEDIA BEATDOWN for some crazy point movement. 

TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!

CLIP OF THE DAY:  Terry Was In Attack Mode...No One Was Safe 

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I just super tasted something and I'm so surprised.
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I didn't wanna like it and now when I go to Starbucks
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with my wife, I just get a, you know, ice double espresso.
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Now I got another drink I could add.
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What is it?
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A iced matcha with almond milk, ice matcha latte.
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Man, why don't you just say ice (beep)
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(laughs)
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- I said (beep)
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- Don't Sarah, you came back to back them?
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- Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry,
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- Why don't you just say that?
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- No.
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- This is a guy who ripped my dog me shirt
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and he drinks latte matcha things.
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- Terry, I even said this to Sarah when she was ordering it.
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I say, you know, I'll try one because guys that I think
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quote unquote are cool, masculine, they drink 'em too.
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And I'm like, what's the fuss about?
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I'm like, yeah, that's my little idol.
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- Better get on the mod train before it leaves you
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at the station, Terry.
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- And there's lots of benefits,
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like it promotes weight loss, protects your liver,
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heart, health.
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- Oh, it seems like it's working.
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- Brain, brain, brain.
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- I dropped but one, Terry.
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- He already looks like it's working.
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(laughs)
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- Lex over there.
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- I know, I know you are still dog me, her.
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- And on the mod you're still dog me, her, so you are attacking.
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- I'm a, I am a tack mode all morning.
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- I'm just drinking one.
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- Here's what you're not gonna hear out of me.
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- This is gonna be a triple excel dog me shirt.
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- 'Cause you wouldn't fit

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Why emergency break day?
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I got stuck in a car wash this weekend and they had to stop the whole thing.
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Hold on, we got it.
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Hold on.
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Do we have time?
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Why are we doing this now?
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Why are we doing this now?
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I will make it a section.
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Basically, I cannot fit in car washes anymore because I have really big tires, but there's
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one my mom goes to.
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So I was like, so excited.
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I really, I hate washing my Jeep manually because I'm just a lazy bitch.
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And the guys like, yeah, there's the best in the list about his car wash.
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I'm like, cool.
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So then I went and I hate getting on that little line too.
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It always makes me nervous, but I got there.
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So we were going through and everything was going swimmingly.
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And so I was in and I was in the middle of it.
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I already gone through the first part and then all of a sudden it was like, to tune, to
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tune, to tune.
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And I felt like it lifted my Jeep and it was like, go, go, go, go, I was going left or
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right.
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I'm like, what's happening?
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What?
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I know, I know, I know, I know, I know what to do with my mom.
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My mom was in the passenger scene.
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She's freaking out so she starts honking the horn.
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Oh, that's going to happen.
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It did because they knew something was wrong.
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So they stopped the entire car wash and all these people had to run in and what happened
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was it was those really big long like ribbon brushes and they got stuck in the front
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of my stinger.
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So I got wrapped all around the front of that and it was like lifting my Jeep up and
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like left and right.
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So they had to get it out of there and then pushed me past that part or I drove past that
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part and then it went back on again.
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I was like, and like these giant alarms going off.
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My mom thought it was hilarious because we had another instance, like a couple of years
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ago where she was trying to go in the car wash and her Jeep was too tall.
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So she like stopped the entire line and moved every car to get her out of there and I was
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